National Treasure

Instead of blogging about finding this treasure, I am going to rant about how dumb I think the National Treasure movies are...ONE) The main girl is too hot for either of the men in this movie. 2) THE PLOT IS SO RANDOM. Okay hey let's steal the Declaration of Independence, and since the Declaration of Independence is the color of beige we have to go to the South Side of Chicago in apartments located at coordinates 13-445678 Room 60C...in the room we find a note underneath the lamp that is blank therefore we need to go to the mountains of Arizona and find a rattle snake the size of a grown man, cut it open, and the intestines will lead us to the right cave, there we will journey to the core of the Earth and there we will find our treasure. 3) Nicholas Cage.....enough said. 4) You are not stealing the Declaration of Independence..end of story.