Saturday, October 19, 2013
Wrinkle Prevention
Why are old people wrinkly you ask? Well..here's the simple answer. You see..old people are llike plastic bags. The more you touch them. The more wrinles they get. And old people are always wanting hugs and cheek pinches and kisses and this and that. Well. .that wrinkles em out!!! So, the nicer or more touchy the old person is..the wrinkleyer they are!!! So next time ole grandma wants a hug..just say no. Say no. And tell her it is for her own good. You're saving her..trust me. Just don't do it. Wrinkles 101. The end
Narnia. whuddupppp
Okayy. I would probaly die if I could go to Narnia. I would get some of those "amazing" little chocolate things the Queen hands out at the beginning. I'd kill her & save everyone. Id become the princess of Narnia & play with the Lion & id become best friends with the half goat man. & everyone would be happy(: after celebrating and games, I would go back to the real world and get all my besties ( including Ms.Hudson) & show them where Narnia is. & we'd all live there and be happy, and that is what I would do if I went to Narnia.
Get up silly head ;p
If I was in a scary movie, I feel like I would go instant beast mode and kill anyone, and everyone that gets in my way. I would save as many people as I could. But then again I can also imagine myself being that one dumb blonde that always just so happens to trip and fall as the killer is trying to get them. I think I would be in one of those movies where the killer is just in a mask and all you have to do is simply pull the mask off and you would know who the killer was. Easy Peezy. But noone ever thinks like that in movies. Goshhhh, people in movies are so dumb sometimes. Like ohhhh a scary noise? AND I'm home alone. Lemme just go check it out. Yeah, you're dead now. Silly girl.
Friday, October 18, 2013
Movie Nighttttttttttt! ^_^
Comedy- I loooooooooove the movie White Chicks. It's in my top five favorites of all time. I can't count how many times I have watched it. I could probably quote the whole movie. Action- After Earth. Best action movie I've seen in a while. Jaden Smith is F-I-N-E fiiiiiiiiiiiine. The movie was well written and casted. I saw it twice in theaters(: Drama- Remember the Titans is one of the best movies of all time. It's inspirational. And I cry almost every time I see it! It's just great. And I love football..so it's just perfect. Chick Flick- The Vow..Channing Tatum. Enough said. Horror- I can't choose just one. But one of the main ones I liked was the Conjuring. I screamed really loud during one part. It was kinda embarrassing..but oh well. War- Black Hawk Down is one of my favorite movies too. It's really intense. And it makes me have that much more respect for the soldiers in the war right now. Okay, I just really love movies. A lot <3 sooo, movie night anyone??(:
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