Wrinkle Prevention

Why are old people wrinkly you ask? Well..here's the simple answer. You see..old people are llike plastic bags. The more you touch them. The more wrinles they get. And old people are always wanting hugs and cheek pinches and kisses and this and that. Well. .that wrinkles em out!!! So, the nicer or more touchy the old person is..the wrinkleyer they are!!! So next time ole grandma wants a hug..just say no. Say no. And tell her it is for her own good. You're saving her..trust me. Just don't do it.  Wrinkles 101. The end